Santorum will save us from the Dutch

[I]t is good to finally see a politician willing to take on our greatest threat: the Dutch. Dutch propagandists like Rembrandt, Vermeer and Van Gogh have already infiltrated our schools and museums. Our leaders (except Santorum) are deaf to the growing sound of their wooden-shoe stomping, marzipan-eating hordes.
---Jonathan Turley Other astounding facts at the link.  Hat tip DeLong